this is a picture of the man she loves
isn't it unlikely? she's ever so eccentric
don't you think she's scared, dating a caveman?
with ribbons in her hair, she follows him everywhere
even when they go nowhere
she posted a picture of her man on the wall
(oh good gracious heavens)
(i don't believe a word of it)
i saw her taking pictures of her man on the ground
(now she's loving him)
(i don't believe a word of it)
never thought i'd see it with my own two eyes
(i don't see what the big deal is)
(she's holding out on us)
of course he's a cro-magnon but he's in disguise
(szsszsshzhszhshszhszhszssss! here she comes!)